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Joke: Who's Your Daddy?

While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother Andy, 3, and pointed to her dad.

“That’s not your real father,” she said, startling the whole family.

“Yes, he is!

” Andy replied.

“No, he’s not,” Jennifer insisted.

“God is your heavenly father.”

Then pointing at her dad, she said, “That’s your homely father!

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