“I didn’t know you were a rifle, Jean.”
“Why should I be a rifle, sir?”
“Because when I asked what day it was, he said Thursday.”
Joke: A guy goes home from the doctor and says to his wife:
“Honey!”
There’s a big problem.
The doctor said that I had a serious illness and that I only had half a day left.
I can’t do anything, I’m going to die…
Full article: https://www.bikuci.hu/vicc-nem-is-tudtam-jean-hogy-maga-egy-puska-mar-miert-volnek-2/