The pirate captain is visited by his grandson.
“Grandpa, is it true that you are a dreaded pirate?”
“Well, yes.”
I am the most notorious pirate in the world.
“And grandpa, why do you have a hook on the top of your left hand?”
“Well, when they sent a fleet for me to catch the heavily outnumbered . . .”
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