Once upon a time there lived an orphan rabbit and an orphan snake.
Both were blind from birth, so they didn’t know their own race.
However, the snake had a great idea:
“You know what?”
I’ll tell you what you are!
“Oh, that would be wonderful!”
said the bunny.
So the snake slithered over to the bunny and said:
“Well, it has soft fur…”
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