A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
โNurseโ, he mumbles, from behind the mask.
โAre my testicles black?โEmbarrassed, the young nurse replies, โI donโt know, Sir.
Iโm only here to wash your upper body and feet.
โHe struggles to ask again, โNurse, please check.
Are my testicles black?โ Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, โThereโs nothing wrong with them, Sir!
โ
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly:
โThank you very much.
That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closelyโฆโฆ โAre my test results back?โ
