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Joke: Joke of the day | At the hotel with my mistress:

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Joke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine.

โ€œYesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-lawโ€™s car parked.

I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.

I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.

Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home.

The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors.

He was very upset, and I asked him:

Whatโ€™s wrong with you?

You seem upset.

How the hell wouldnโ€™t I be?

Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.โ€

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Dad, I want to get married!

First, apologize!

But why?

Just apologize!

What for?

What did I do?

You need to apologize!

But why???

Apologize, I said!

Please, just give me a reason!

!

!

First, apologize.

Okay, dadโ€ฆ Iโ€™m sorry!

Perfect, now youโ€™re ready!

Your training is over.

When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!

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