The soldier goes fishing and catches a goldfish.
The goldfish offers to wish for three if he throws it back.
The soldier quickly figures out the first two wishes:
“Don’t touch me with the sword!”
The goldfish approves.
“Don’t let the bullet catch you!”
The goldfish approves of this as well.
On the third, however, nothing comes to mind.
He thinks hard.
Then all of a sudden you see the far away…
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