Before the trial, the lawyer assures the farmer that he will win.
“Wouldn’t it help if I sent the judge a duck or two?”
asks the farmer.
“Oh heavens!”
Don’t think about it – answers the lawyer.
– This would only harm yourself, the judge would consider it an attempt at bribery.
After the trial, the lawyer…
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