โ How do the believers in the church warn the priest if his clothes catch fire?
“Father is burning!”
Joke: – Wow, Bรฉla’s wife is pretty!
“Pretty for pretty, but not true!”
Joke: The manager of the clothing store comes back after his lunch break to find the salesman’s hands tied
The seller proudly announces:
“Imagine I sold that very ugly suit that was already . . .”
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