Dรฉneske asked the teacher at school:
“Teacher, please, do you think fish can talk?”
“Of course not, why?”
“Because when I went to get a glass of water in the evening, my goldfish in my mom’s room said:
“Don’t bite my tail, because I’m about to kick the aquarium glass!
”
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