An old man is fishing, two guys walk past him.
They ask:
“Did my grandfather catch anything?”
The old man doesn’t answer, so they walk past him.
They come back, they ask again:
“Did my grandfather catch anything?”
The old man doesn’t answer.
They must be deaf, they think.
They see a piece of bacon next to him, start eating it, and ask:
“Old man, he doesn’t eat a…”
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