The doctor is coming at the hospital.
He tells the patient who complains about his stomach:
“I have good news, madam!”
“I’m not a woman!”
the woman protests.
“Then maybe it’s not such good news after all…”
Joke: The old man goes to the doctor and complains that there’s a problem with his tool, he’s really messed up
“Show me!”
says the doctor.
The old man takes it out.
“But good man, for yourself…”
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