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Joke: The defense lawyer asks Sam

The old man was a witness in a burglary trial.

The defense lawyer asks Sam, โ€œDid you see my client commit this burglary?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ said Sam, โ€œI saw him plainly take the goods.โ€

The lawyer asks Sam again, โ€œSam, this happened at night.

Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ says Sam, โ€œI saw him do it.โ€

Then the lawyer asks Sam, โ€œSam listen, you are 80 years old and your eyesight probably is bad.

Just how far can you see at night?โ€

Sam says, โ€œI can see the moon, how far is that?โ€

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