The drunk man is running up and down the street with a car key in his hand and an open window.
A policeman sees him and asks what he is doing.
The drunk man shows the key to the policeman:
“My car was stolen!”
he says.
“Where was your car?”
asks the policeman.
“Here at the end of the key!”
says the drunk…
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