Wife:
honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.
Husband:
do I look like a gardener?
Wife:
Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband:
do I look like a carpenter?…..
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband:
I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!
Wife:
no its not me.
Husband:
who then!
Wife:
our neighbor
Husband:
you paid him how much?
Wife:
No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex….
Husband:
I hope u gave him bread Wife:
do I look like a bakery!
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