“Oh, Dad, I think the kitten is dead.”
What did you do with it?
“Nothing, it was just very dirty and I wanted to wash it.”
“Hey, you should have known that cats hate water.”
“It didn’t die when I washed it, but when I spun it out…”
Joke: What does Paff, the magical dragon mean?
My mother-in-law fell off her bike.
Joke: – Why is there in the Parliament…
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