JOKE OF THE DAY:
Three mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
An old man walked by, and one of the grandmas yelled out, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.
” The old man said, “There ain’t no way you can guess it, you old fools.
” One of the grandmas said, “SURE WE CAN!
JUST DROP YOUR PANTS AND WE WILL TELL YOUR EXACT AGE.
”
Embarrassed just a little, the old man dropped his pants.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, “YOU’RE 91 YEARS OLD!
” “How in the world did you guess?
” the old man said in shock.
The grandmas snickered and laughed.
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison.
Billy, the Closet Entrepreneur
Kids are little entrepreneurs, aren’t they?
Especially when they accidentally stumble upon a goldmine.
Like young Billy here.
His business acumen is nothing short of impressive, or so his dad thought.
Billy’s mom Sarah had a secret lover who visited during the day while his dad was at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet one day.
When her husband unexpectedly arrived home early, she quickly hid her lover in the closet as well.
Now, the boy was no longer alone.
Billy:
“Dark in here.”
Man:
(Startled) “Yeah, it is.”
Billy:
“I’ve got a baseball.
Want to buy it?”
Man:
(Panicked) “Uh, no thanks.”
Billy:
“Know what, pal?
That’s my Dad outside.”
Man:
(Panicking) “Uh, how much did you say the baseball was?”
Billy:
“$250!
”
A few weeks later, the duo found themselves back in the closet.
Billy:
“Dark in here again.”
Man:
(Groans) “Not this again.”
Billy:
“I’ve got my baseball glove.
Want to buy it?”
Man:
“Nope.”
Billy:
“Dude, I just remembered something I gotta tell my Dad.”
Man:
(Desperation creeping in) “How much?”
Billy:
“$750.”
Man:
(Sighs) “Fine, fine.”
A few days later, Billy’s father, eager for some father-son bonding, said, “Grab your glove, let’s go toss the baseball around outside!
”
