University guy in the convenience store:
“Kiss me, I’d like a gold Marlboro.”
“Brief?”
“Okay, then a vodka!”
Joke: Cannibal child somewhere in Oceania:
“Dad, I want a candy!”
“Eat slowly because there isn’t much!”
“Papa, give me more candy!”
“Okay, but this is the last one.”
“Papa, give me more candy!”
“My son, how many eyes do you think your grandmother has?”
Joke: Pistike asks the…
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