On payday, the husband goes home and the wife asks him for the kitchen money.
The man stops in front of the mirror, calls the woman over, shows the money and says:
“Hey, son, do you see this?”
What is in the mirror is yours, you have nothing to do with the rest.
The husband goes home at noon the next day:
“Dinner here, but quickly!”
He puts everything in front of his wife.
Loops, sausages, roasts.
“Well you…”
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