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Joke: A Woman Went Shopping. –

A Woman Went Shopping.

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At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.

The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse:

He could not control his curiosity and ask.

โ€œDo you always carry your TV remote with you?โ€

She replied.

โ€œNo, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of a football match, so I took the remote.

*Moral:

Accompany and support your wife in her hobbiesโ€ฆ..*

The story continuesโ€ฆ.

The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that the lady had purchased.

Shocked at this act.

She asked the cashier what he was doing.

He said.

โ€œYour husband has blocked your credit card.โ€

*MORAL:

Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*

Story continuesโ€ฆ.

Wife took out her husbandโ€™s credit card from purse and swiped it.

Unfortunately, he didnโ€™t block his own card.

*Moral:

Donโ€™t underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFE..*

Story continuesโ€ฆ.

After swiping, the machine indicated, โ€˜ENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONEโ€™.

*Moral:

When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!

*

Story continuesโ€ฆ.

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husbandโ€™s phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesnโ€™t call her during her shopping.

She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral:

Donโ€™t underestimate a desperate woman!

*

Story continuesโ€ฆ.

On getting home, his car was gone.

A note was lying on the table.

โ€œCouldnโ€™t find the remote.

Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match.

I will be home late.

Call me on my phone if you need anythingโ€.

*Moral:

Donโ€™t try to control your spouse.

You will always lose!

*

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