Rich old man had three younger friends that he wanted to do something nice for.
He summoned them to his mansion.
He told them he wanted to do something nice for each of them and was gonna give each one million dollars.
There was one stipulation, upon his death he wanted to be buried with that million from each of them.
They all agreed.
Several years later, the old man died.
Fast forward to the grave site, the three men are there all by themselves.
1st man says to the 2nd man:
โYou know, Iโm gonna miss our friend.
But I have to admit it was tough to put all that money in the coffin.โ
2nd man acknowledges and says, โYeah, I know what you mean.โ
The first two men look across the grave and say to the 3rd man, โYou donโt look so sad.
Did you put your million in the coffin too?โ
3rd man says:
โOh yes, I did, and Iโm gonna miss him too.
But I donโt think he is gonna cash that check wherever he’s going!
โ