The old voivode is taken to surgery.
“And tell me, doctor, how much will the operation cost?”
asks the surgeon.
“Don’t worry about that yourself!”
the doctor tries to reassure him.
“This will not be your concern, but the heirs’.”
+1 joke
“What are the two words you don’t want to hear during sex?”
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“Honey, I’m home!”
+1 joke
Two police officers are talking:
“You, I…”
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