Two exhausted travelers have been wandering in the desert for days when they can’t take it anymore and fall to the ground.
One of them reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bag.
He asks his companion hoarsely, with lips wet from thirst:
“Would you like some salted peanuts?”
+1 joke
A mother cleans the toilet before Christmas and her seven-year-old daughter watches.
“Mom, what…”
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