Two Scotsmen fall into a ravine on their trip.
There is a lot of snow, so luckily they escape almost without a scratch.
After a few hours, a rescue expedition arrives at the mountain peak above them, where they fell.
The leader calls out to them:
“Hello, hello, the Red Cross is here!”
The two Scots answer at the same time:
“Thank you, we already gave!”
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