In biology class, the teacher asks Móricka:
“Móricka, what’s wrong with the goose?”
“His eyes!”
“Móricka, and what else does the goose have?”
“Other eye!”
“Morica!”
What do you cover yourself with at home when it’s cold?
“With a pillow!”
“And Móricka, what’s in the pillow?”
“Pen!”
“Then Móricka, what’s wrong with the goose?”
“His eyes!”
Full article: https://www.bikuci.hu/vicc-biologia-oran-tanarno-kerdi-morickat-moricka-mije-van-a/