Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch.
He decides what time it is.
+1 joke
The father decides to visit his son who lives in the dormitory.
He gets on the train and arrives at the dormitory on Friday night.
He rings the bell, and when a sleepy voice answers the intercom, he asks:
“Does János Kovács live here?”
“Yes, just put it down in front of the gate, and we’ll water it in the morning,” says the…
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