The two city police officers patrol the park.
Suddenly they see a man sitting on the bench eating an apple.
He carefully wrapped his cob and put it in his pocket.
The police were amazed at this, so they approached him and began to question him:
“Sir, why did you pocket that apple stick?”
The man wants to suck them in, so he answers:
“Do you know gentlemen…”
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