A man goes to the dentist:
“I should have a tooth pulled.”
“Well, open your mouth, he’ll be out soon!”
“With these little pliers?”
“What teeth can I pull out with this?”
“Not mine!”
It takes longer.
“Why?”
“Because I got beaten up in the pub and swallowed it.”
Full article: https://www.bikuci.hu/vicc-bemegy-egy-ferfi-a-fogorvoshoz-ki-kellene-huzni/