Why are there three policemen?
Because they are so stupid that they don’t have a partner.
“Pistike, what is your favorite subject?”
“Quantum physics.”
“But you haven’t even studied quantum physics yet!”
“That’s why!”
-How is the hymen?
-???
-Like the little bird:
it flakes, feathers, gets a tail and flies away!
A traveling agent rings a doorbell at a house
A small child opens the door with one hand…
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