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Joke: Woman hides under the bed to check on her husband

The following story comes from Reddit and itโ€™s so good that is has been around for a while.

Check it out below.

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, โ€œIโ€™ve had enough and have left you.

Donโ€™t bother coming after me.โ€

Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.

She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

โ€œSheโ€™s finally goneโ€ฆyeah I know, about bloody time, Iโ€™m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.

I love youโ€ฆcanโ€™t wait to see youโ€ฆweโ€™ll do all the naughty things you like.โ€

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.

Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wroteโ€ฆ

โ€œI can see your feet.

Weโ€™re outta bread:

be back in five minutes.โ€

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