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Joke: Youngster Mocks 71 Year Old Man

Youngster mocks 71 year old manโ€ฆto take one last look around campus again before he settled in to retired life.

As he got to the campus he saw a young man studying hard, and the sight brought back memories.

He sat on the bench beside the lad, but was surprised when the kid started spouting off at him.

โ€œYou old geezer.

Your generation will never understand my generation,โ€ the kid lectured.

โ€œYou grew up in a different world.

In fact, your world is almost primitive compared to mine,โ€ the student said.

โ€œIs that right?โ€ the elder man said.โ€œThe young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, microwaves.

I can carry hundreds of books on a tiny chip in my cell phone.

We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, Computers with light-speed processing, and,โ€ he paused to take swig of beer.

The senior took advantage of the break in the studentโ€™s litany and said, โ€œYouโ€™re right, son.

We didnโ€™t have those things when we were young โ€“ so we invented them.

Now, you arrogant little bastard,What are you doing for the next generation?โ€The student fell completely silent and all the people around them cheered.

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