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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.
It says, โSisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 15 mi.โ
He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought.
Soon, he sees another sign that says, โSisters of Mercy House of Prostitution 8 miโ and realizes that these signs are for real.
When he drives past a third sign saying, โSisters of Mercy House of Prostitution Next Rightโ his curiosity gets the better of him and he pulls into the drive.
On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door saying, โSisters of Mercyโ.
He climbs the steps and rings the bell.
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, โWhat may we do for you, my son?โ
โHe answers,
โI saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.
โVery well, my son.
Please follow me.โ
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, โPlease knock on this door.
He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup.
This nun instructs, โPlease place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway.โ
He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nunโs cup.
He then trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.
As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another small sign.
The sign says โGo in Peace.
You Have Just Been Screwed by the Sisters of Mercy.โ