Bob and George are golfing, when a bird flies overhead.
“Wow!
What a big duck!
” Bob says.
“That’s no duck, it’s a goose.” George says.
“No, it’s a duck!
” Bob says.
“I say it’s a goose!
” George says.
And so the argument went.
“Duck!
” “Goose!
” “Duck!
” “Goose!
” “Duck!
” “Goose!
”
Another golfer behind them, playing the hole, yells, “Fore!
” and hits the ball.
Bob sees the ball coming and yells, “Duck!
”
George yells back, “Goose!
”
BONK.