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Joke: Man comes home early and panics when he hears his wife moaning from…

Husband catches wife moaning in bedroom.

If you are in the mood for a good joke then we have one for you.

Honestly, we havenโ€™t laughed this much in a while.

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

โ€œWhatโ€™s up?โ€ he says.

โ€œIโ€™m having a heart attack,โ€ cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as heโ€™s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, โ€œDaddy!

Daddy!

Uncle Tedโ€™s hiding in your closet and heโ€™s got no clothes on!

โ€

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.

Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

โ€œYou rotten SOB,โ€ says the husband, โ€œmy wifeโ€™s having a heart attack and youโ€™re running around naked scaring the kids!

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