Joke: When You're Over 60

When you’re over 60…

1.

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2.

In a hostage situation, you will likely be released first.

3.

No one expects you to run–anywhere.

4.

People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????

5.

People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6.

There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7.

Things you buy now won’t wear out.

8.

You can eat supper at 4 pm.

9.

You can live without sex but not your glasses.