Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt?
I’ll explain later.” The nun agreed… A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, sister.
You see, I don’t want to go to S*ria.
” The nun said, “I understand completely.
” The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!
” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls….
I don’t want to go to S*ria either.”
