Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night.
โMy grandfather lived to be 96.โ โNinety-six?
What finally got him?โ
โLiquor and women.โ
โWell, that just goes to show ya,โ snickered the one guy,
โboth will get you in the end.โ
โWell actually, no, itโs not what ya think.
Towards the end, Grandpa couldnโt get either one, so he just laid down and died.โ