2.
On all your cheque stubs, write “For Marijuana”
3.
Skip down the street, rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4.
Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5.
Sing along at the opera.
6.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I won!
I won!
”
7.
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling.
“Run For Your Lives!
They’re Loose!
”
8.
Tell your children over dinner.
“Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
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