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Joke: Free Meal

An Englishman says to his friend, the Scotsman, that he has a perfect way of eating for free in restaurants.

“I go in at well past 9 o’clock in the evening, eat several courses slowly, linger over coffee, port and a cigar.

Come 12 o’clock, as they are clearing everything away, I just keep sitting there until eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay.

Then I say:

‘I’ve already paid your colleague who has left.’”

The Scotsman is impressed, and says:

“Let’s try it together this evening.”

So the Scotsman books them into a restaurant and come 12 o’clock they are both still quietly sitting there after a very full meal.

Sure enough, a waiter comes over and asks them to pay.

The Englishman just says:

“I’ve already paid your colleague who has left.”

And the Scotsman adds:

“And we are still waiting for the change!

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