A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink and says,
“Hey!
Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?”
Then the woman next to him taps his shoulder and says,
“Listen mister, I’m a bodybuilder, 5 foot 9 of pure muscle, and I’m blonde.
The bouncer over there, he’s a martial arts expert and his hands are registered as lethal weapons!
He’s blonde too!
And the bartender, she’s 6 foot 2, is a roller derby star and is also a blonde!
So do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
To which the blind man replies…
“Well not if I gotta explain it three times!
”
