Customer:
“How much are these tomatoes?”
Owner:
“Ninety-nine cents a pound.”
Customer:
“What?
The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!
”
Owner:
“Then why don’t you shop there?”
Customer:
“They don’t have any today.”
Owner:
“Well, when I don’t have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!
”