A young man excitedly tells his mother heโs fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says, โJust for fun, Ma, Iโm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one Iโm going to marry.โ
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, โOkay, Ma, guess which one Iโm going to marry.โ She immediately replies, โThe one in the middle.
โThatโs amazing, Ma.
Youโre right.
How did you know?โ โI donโt like her.โ