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Joke: Pregnant woman gets shot but survives –

One day she goes into a bank just as itโ€™s being held up.

The robbery goes wrong and she gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.

She gets rushed to the hospital, where she sees a doctor who tells her that her children will be all right, and that one day the bullets will simply come out.

15 years later, one of her triplets, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says โ€œMOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!

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So the mother tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago.

The next day, the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, โ€œMOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!

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Once again, the mother tells the story of what happened 15 years ago.

On the third day the son comes running down the stairs.

โ€œMOM, MOM!

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She smiles and asks, โ€œLet me guess, you were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out?โ€

The boy replies, โ€œNo, I was jerking off in my room and watching Mrs McGregor sunbathing topless in the neighbours backyard, and when she smiled at me, I think I shot her!

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