Two old men are sat on a bench at the park.
A young, smoking hot girl runs past in a sports bra and a tiny pair of shorts.
One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.
โWhy are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?โ she says.
The old man sweetly replies โMy dear Iโm not smiling at you, Iโm smiling at the thought that no matter how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old manโ
The girl replies โawwwww you sweet old manโ leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on.The old man turns to his friend and says โ3 to zip mugley, your turnโ.