A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies:
“I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you”
She answers, ” My son, you cannot offend me.
When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that –
you have to be single and you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!
”
“OK,” the nun says.
“Pull into the next alley.”
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, why are you crying?”
“Forgive me but I’ve sinned.
I lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
