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Joke: David Is Finally Engaged

So David Is finally engaged, and is excited to show off his new bride.

โ€œMaโ€, he said to his Mother, โ€œIโ€™m going to bring home three girls and I want you to guess which one is my fiance.

โ€Sure enough twenty minutes later, David walks in the door with three girls following behind him.

โ€œItโ€™s that oneโ€, said his mother, without blinking an eye.

โ€œHoly cowโ€, exclaimed David,

โ€œhow in the world did you know it was her?โ€

โ€œI just donโ€™t like herโ€, she replied.

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