Joke: Damp Towel

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, “Hey, I didn’t want to ruin your day, but your mother and I are throwing in the towel. Forty-five years of marriage……

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, “Hey, I didn’t want to ruin your day, but your mother and I are throwing in the towel. Forty-five years of marriage……

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, “Hey, I didn’t want to ruin your day, but your mother and I are throwing in the towel.Forty-five years of marriage……

An old man accidentally bumps his old car into a shiny, luxury vehicle. The owner of the luxury car storms out and demands, “You owe me $10,000 right now! ” The old man replies…

An old man accidentally bumps his old car into a shiny, luxury vehicle. The owner of the luxury car storms out and demands, “You owe me $10,000 right now! ” The old man replies…

An old man accidentally bumps his old car into a shiny, luxury vehicle. The owner of the luxury car storms out and demands, “You owe me $10,000 right now! ” The old man replies…