Stiffly he walks in, gets a beer and sits down.
By his third, he realizes some of the locals are looking at him and whispering.
The biker walks out and returns a few minutes later with an alligator.
He drops it on the floor, drops his pants and flops his tackle in the alligator’s mouth.
*Snap!
* – The jaws shut on his tackle.
Teeth gritted, the man counts out loud to ten, then pokes the alligator in the eyes and it lets go.
“Right!
” shouts the biker, “Any of you man enough to do that?”
After a moment of silence a voice from the back says:
“I will if you promise not to poke me in the eyes.”
