A man frantically calls the hotel desk from his room on the 11th floor.
โPlease come quick Iโm having an argument with my wife and she says sheโs going to jump out the hotel window.โ
The hotel manager replies, โSir Iโm afraid thatโs a domestic matter and the hotel and itโs staff are obligated to not interfere.โ
The husband responds, โLike hell itโs a domestic matter!
This damn window wonโt open, and that sir is a hotel maintenance problem.โ