Joke: Worst Cook In America

Mr.

Johnson:

“Honey, it’s been a while since the Worthingtons have been over for a visit.”

Mrs.

Johnson:

“And I don’t think they’ll be back.”

Mr.

Johnson:

“Really?

Why?”

Mrs.

Johnson:

“You insulted Mrs.

Worthington’s cooking after that last potluck.”

Mr.

Johnson:

“Honey, I never said she was a bad cook, I merely pointed out that since they’d been here, our garbage disposal had developed an ulcer.”